I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
fucking staff, what are you even
you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started
Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left.
i feel it necessary to reblog since i just read that whole thing
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Donald Andrews Jr. A Black man and Business Owner from New York was cleared just last April After being Arrested on Drugs Charges in Scotia, New York. Police were “suspicious” of Donald Andrews Jr.’s store, which sells incense and smoking paraphernalia, and sent undercover informants several times in March. In one of the informants visits he is seen on Andrews hidden camera planting Crack Cocaine on the counter in Andrews Store.
Andrews was arrested in April 2013 and cleared only after he asked a Grand Jury to watch the surveillance footage from his store. The informant used a cellphone photo he took of the planted drugs as evidence that Andrews was dealing, leading to his arrest.
*YES THIS IS FUCKING REAL LOOK IT UP*
The police claim that the informant has now “fled” and they haven’t found his whereabouts. The sheriff “claims” his investigators didn’t purposely framed Andrews and have the “informant” out to be some rogue agent.
FYI this same “informant” has lead to seven other drug-related arrests the Report says.
Sounds like a Movie right? But yall still out here calling people “conspiracy theorists”.
Andrews is now in the process of suing NYPD.
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Nice! Stick I too em.
Police planting crack to lock up Black people is no conspiracy theory. It’s American History (1980-present).
Wooooooooow you have to frame innocent people instead of going after people who actually hurt and/or kill others. The police….
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
BEST POST I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!
Are you confused about vaccines too?
According to one of the most prestigious medical journals (graph one), the measles vaccine is not working. Why are children with immunization or vaccination getting measles? There is something being under reported and makes me feel anxious to trust the pro-vaccination movement.
According to the second chart from another one of the most prestigious medical journals, "If vaccinations were stopped, each year about 2.7 million measles deaths worldwide could be expected," according to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC).
It is obvious the pro-vaccine movement has political and financial motives, if you read the comments from the place the second graph was published (see here) you can see many personal stories of peoples lives affected negatively by vaccines. The anti-vaccination movement does not seem to have any political or financial motives, at least directly because it can’t be tied to one group. We certainly never hear these type of comments ever talked about in the pro-vaccine movement.
For example, the first two comments:
"My oldest daughter, now 12, was a healthy, intelligent, outgoing girl, but a few weeks after her first round of vaccines to go to school she developed seizures, now has trouble concentrating, and was deathly ill for more than a month. Fast forward [sic] 7 years, and she still has cognitive difficulties. We observed the radical changes in her mental capabilities, but we’re happy she survived, our friends who took their son for the same vaccines, same day died.”
We certainly cannot verify this this true but it allows us to see maybe we have to weight the risks with vaccines. Keep in mind: measles, whooping cough and many other of these ailments are treatable after they are identified.
So my school is fighting back against this principal
August 14- Principal Rich Thomas, in a senior class meeting about new rules and policies, when explaining the new phone policy, said “I don’t care if your Aunt is laying on her deathbed, you aren’t getting your cell phone back if we take it.”
Made a male student change out of his tank top in front of the school in front of him and at least 50 students into a shirt that followed the new dress code.
August 15-on- Constantly scans hallways, walkie talkie in hand, searching for students to either A. Give tardies to or B. Send to the In-School-Suspension room (ISS).
August 19- Pulled approximately 50+ female students from classrooms to be sent home over wearing gym/running shorts, made the girls who weren’t old enough to drive, and who’s parents couldn’t bring them clothes sit in ISS the rest of the day, even though this was many of their first EVER offenses.
August 20- Sent Mariah Adams home for wearing the outfit included in the picture attached.
Side notes: Was fired from Scott County High School for discrimination of the LGBTQ community members of the school.
Is forcing all students to wear lanyards with IDs to get into school.
Gives ISS after 4 total tardies in one semester, giving us 0.007% success rate in not going to ISS. With a total of 150 tardies within the first three days of school because of new, non-relenting policy.
Has expanded ISS room from capacity of 15 to capacity of 40 students with knowledge of the fact that he would be sending multiple student there for menial reasons every day.
And he also was fired before from another local school. LGBTQ Nation sent him a letter and sued the school: http://www.lgbtqnation.com/assets/2013/02/021413_Scott-County-Prom-Letter.pdf
The local news network has gotten word if the large amounts of chaos in the school and the nauseating dictatorship he’s made of our school.
We’re located in Perryville, MO. Literally and hour and half away from Ferguson.
Signal boosting the shit out of this.
And people wonder why I’m not a big fan of the United States, when so many high school kids are forced into prison-like environments daily.
High school is always a prison. But this one is even shittier then usual. Singal boost the fuck out of this and hopefully get that sack of shit fired.
Do they even do proper background checks? Blah
This new to you? This is how my school has been since the day I started. We get 3 tardies, then detention any more ISS. We have id’s with codes on the back we have to scan when we enter a class or we’re counted absent. If you don’t have your ID you can’t come to class. We’ve had dress code issues but it’s OK if they’re a cheerleader or on the dance team. We had to petition for bro tanks to be allowed because the school called them muscle shirt. I got told I couldn’t wear a tail because my friend also wore one and it was against the “Secret Society” rule our school has which states if two or more students have wear or own something the same, they can’t wear it in school but it’s OK for the preps to wear matching junk. (Our tails weren’t even the same his was raccoon mine was a pink fox tale) We had to sneak a kid’s boyfriend into prom and you can’t bring an our of school date of the same sex. We also can no longer “Back to front” or “sandwich” dance anymore. I was also suppose to get a male color guard uniform (I’m a FM trans) and I was promised it, but they ordered me a female and then said, whoops it’s too late and are demanding I pay 300 dollars onto of my band camp fees to quit because of “time waisted”
this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future
omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life
last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time
If u dont like jazz especially tfa jazz i dont like u
I GOT TOM FELTON THIS IS A GOOD DAY
I got the “I’m in a relationship with 15 inflated animals.” gif. My future ain’t looking that bright.
I got feathered dinosaurs….
I got lucifer ….. Shit
i got gay porn.
I GOT A TROYLER LIVESTREAM
i think im marrying dan howell guys dont be scared
Fuck yeah I got a troyler livestream